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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

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