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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?","punchline":"It was legend dairy.","id":65}

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